The last post on this blog was about opening my Patreon. As I write, I’m considering killing it. Perhaps I should have built an audience first.
Eh. Was worth a try. I haven’t killed it yet, but it’s a lot of effort to maintain. I’d rather put most of the stuff here. And there’s gonna be stuff.
Forgive me, reader, for it has been eight months since my last blogfession. Mea maximum culpa, five godfaddahs, ten lords a’leaping, and a beer. Praise cheeses.
For blessed are the cheesemakers, as the Python wags would have it.
I’ve been busy. In that span, I’ve self-published two books and a chapbook duo, and edited what promises to be one of the best weird fiction anthologies on the market, a thing called Test Patterns.
Art by Nick Gucker, cover design by publisher Michael Adams. If you click on the pic it takes you to the GoFundMe, where you can secure a copy in a variety of formats.
It has these in it:
We’re doing the final proofs this week. I am all tingly. I could piddle. Santa is breathless.
And this is still out there:
Just the perfect stocking-stuffers in any of their forms, I assure you.
If you go here, you can get a copy of the fabled Test Patterns Teaser, where three of the stories and three of the poems from the anthology smolder and glower. The chapbook will be retired when Test Patterns is published.
Any of these are available in ebook form to reviewers.
Thanks for reading! I’ll be back soon with somethings for your ears.
RetroGrade A 